Fapte reale!

Dupa ce tragi apa de 10 ori: – Cacatule, ia-ti un GPS

Cand dai rateuri sa descui o usa: – Daca-mi bag pula te fac bros-coaie

Cand e autobuzul full si faci sauna: – Daca fut o besina sare lumea pe geam catapultata!

Cand o baba iti cere locul in autobuz: – Ce mai vrea si hoitul asta mergator?

Cand cade curentul: – Ia sa-mi fac rapid o laba pana vine inapoi!

La intalnire: – La ce pula mea sa-i iau flori ce e moarta?

La dentist: – Nu o sa te doara , doar putin!

- Daca-mi bag pula in mata nu o so doara, doar putin!

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2 Responses to “Fapte reale!”

  • petre_008:

    ce penal ! =]]

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  • Dosar penal iti fuck eu tie :))

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